Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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