Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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