I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.