dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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