She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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