ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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