Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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