A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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The uberlube is also flammable
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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