"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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