she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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