I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize