do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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