When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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