haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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