i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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