Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he fucked my hip out of place.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"