just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.