i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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