i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize