My pussy is not your playground.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
