Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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