I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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