Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Even my vagina gasped.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
