Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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