I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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