You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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