So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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