my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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