I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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