its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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