I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
only you would photoshop your dick
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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