You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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