it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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