Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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