Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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