Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize