You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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