What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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