she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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