Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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