I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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