Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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