I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize