I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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