he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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