i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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