I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
