yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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