you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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