Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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