Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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