it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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