Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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