i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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