the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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