I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We had to coat check the pizza.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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